Remember when Dumbledore explained his Pensieve to Harry in
Goblet of Fire?
"I sometimes find, and I am sure you know the feeling, that I simply have too many thoughts and memories crammed into my mind," he said. "At these times, I use the Pensieve. One simply siphons the excess thoughts from one's mind, pours them into the basin, and examines them at one's leisure."
Well, I don't have a Pensieve. I've got a neglected blog (sorry mom), 3.8 gigabytes of photos on my computer and pocketfuls of plane, train, bus and metro tickets from the past month. And this weekend, for the first time since mid-February, I didn't travel (wooooooooo!), so I sat down and tried to wrap my head around it all.
So here they are - the highlights of my recent adventures, complete with helpful GIFs from my new favorite website, thetimeistudiedabroad.tumblr.com!
Barcelona, Spain (March 1-3)
What can I say? We came. We saw.
We had our dreams crushed when we realized we wouldn't have time to tour the Sagrada Familia.
We ate kebabs, God's gift to anyone walking around a European city at 3 a.m.
We basked in the tourist-saturated sunlight at Park Guell.
We saw this man blowing huge bubbles.
We accidentally stumbled upon the eerily empty Olympic Park, home to the 1992 Summer Games.
We saw some views that were okay, I guess.
We hurt our brains trying to read and speak Catalan, which was just no fun at all.
We caught the sunset over Barcelona's harbor on our way to get some paella for dinner.
We attended an early Mass in the crypt church of the Sagrada Familia, still sad that we couldn't tour the inside of Gaudi's masterpiece above us. But we got to drink coffee in this cafe right next to the church beforehand!
We experienced divine intervention when the priest called us to the front of the church at the end of Mass for a blessing, found out we hadn't seen the upstairs and told us that if we waited for him to change clothes, he'd let us in the side door.
And oh. My.
So we got in for free (saving 16 euros apiece!) before regular tourist hours, giving us just enough time to try to soak it all in before we had to catch our plane. I don't think a week in there would have been enough, though...and it's not even completed. I'm glad no one told me about the rainbowed stained-glass windows before I saw them, because the lights dancing on the white stone was the most incredible surprise ever. I gasped so many times. It was absolutely surreal.
Lisbon, Portugal (March 8-10)
What DIDN'T I do in Lisboa? This was probably my favorite weekend so far and the most gorgeous/bohemian/historical/underrated/artsy/musical city I've ever visited.
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The first local to welcome me to Lisbon. He's got a pipe. I like him. |
We admired the sidewalks.
We walked up the San Francisco-esque streets t
o Castelo de São Jorge.
We ran around the turrets.
I creeped (crept?) on some peacocks.
We had a traditional Portuguese meal of broiled
bacalhau with
vinho verde and it was INCREDIBLE.
I saw the tomb of
Vasco de Gama.
I ate a
Pastel de Belém from the original little blue bakery, according to my friend Sydnie's orders. This little cream pastry, when topped with powdered sugar and consumed while still warm from the oven, is something akin to the nectar of the gods. In my opinion.
I got real serious with Anna in front of th
e Torre de Belém.
And then we had to walk across this with our LIVES FLASHING BEFORE OUR EYES.
But the view from the top was nice!
I met up with Sydnie, who has an internship at the U.S. embassy in Lisbon this semester! We ran around all afternoon/night/morning with her friends David and Suzie, Gamecocks who were visiting Portugal over spring break, and Grant, who works with her at the embassy.
We took the train to
Cascais, a small beach town about an hour's ride from Lisbon and one of the most ridiculously pretty places I've ever seen.
I finally found out what my soul is.
Got a snack. Got a good view.
I hung out with such an attractive posse!
I saw some really huge waves.
Kind of maybe had a little Titanic moment with Sydnie.
We took the last bus of the day to
Cabo da Roca, the westernmost point of mainland Europe...and made it there about 10 minutes after the sun set. And then we had to sprint back to the bus before it left us there overnight. It was still incredible, though!
I ate an incredible steak dinner.
We headed back to Grant's studio...
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Throwing up our spurs! |
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Grant's a former Gator, so we humored him. |
...and then we ended up in
Bairro Alto, where good times were had by all (in the streets, because that's how they do it in Lisboa).
Madrid and Turin (March 13-17)
My best friend Eleanor came to visit me over her spring break!
I watched helplessly as Eleanor tore apart the bathroom in our Madrid hostel out of pure rage. That, or the place was just as much of a dump as the guy at the front desk was a big fat mustachioed meany pants. One or the other. (Side note: this was when we found out that Papa Francisco was elected pope!)
We flew over some little wimpy hills on our way to Turin, Italy. No biggie.
BIGGER DEAL, SAW A MUMMIFIED CROCODILE at the
Museo Egizio, where we meandered through the world's second-largest collection of Egyptian stuff. Like mummified reptiles, for example.
We found out that our hotel room was actually a cabin attic from the 1970s.
We stopped by the
Cattedrale di San Giovanni Battista, which we were stunned to find is the resting place of the actual
Shroud of Turin. Ok, actually, I knew this, but it completely slipped my mind. How embarrassing. We were really, really bad tourists the whole time we were in Turin, actually. On the plane ride over, for example, we realized that our knowledge of the Italian language consisted entirely of "prego," "diva" and assorted pasta dishes and cheeses. We hadn't bothered to look up "hello" or "good morning" or even "yes" or "no," or honestly any places to go or see. Oops.
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Alas, the Shroud on the wall is a replica. The real one is in the altar. |
On our way out, we found the tomb of
Blessed Pier Giorgio Frassati! Take a sec to read his story. It's just awesome.
We stopped by the Tourism Office, found a guy who spoke English and asked him where we should go to get to the Alps. The next morning found us on a train to...
Susa? What's a Susa?
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YUCK ugly. |
It's tiny, that's what. Tiny and gorgeous and completely devoid of English-speakers. We tried in vain to figure out how to get out of the village and into the snow-capped mountains, but our charades apparently weren't funny enough to persuade the locals to direct us to any secret trails, so we kind of just wandered around until we got hungry.
And then we saw Turin by night.
We got back to Madrid Saturday just in time to catch a Real Madrid game. Eleanor bawled like a baby, she was so happy. And the teenage guy and his grandfather next to us were smoking and having some serious futbol talk the whole time; it was so quintessentially Spanish.
We took the metro back after the game. THAT was super fun.
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Ughhhhhh. |
And then we were famished; and then we saw McDonalds, like a beacon of crispy golden goodness, beckoning to us. And we answered. In my defense, this was my first American restaurant all semester (minus a minor breakdown at a Subway in Barcelona).
Mumford & Sons Concert in Madrid (March 21-22)
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And that's all I have to say about that.